this morning i want to take us on a flash back to the times our beloved Bukom Banku lectured us with laughable grammer!
Note: for you guys who don't know Bukom Banku, He is a very Hard working Ghanaian boxer who regards him self as Africa's May Weather. He is also an actor and a comedian..... well he is multi talented.
now lets move on!
1. "I am want cut Ayittey hair after i beat am but i leave am because i want him to know is konkonte and am Banku anytime he see he hair in miror. konkonte not good than banku. champion Banku. my fans apostle banku deliver Ayitey tonight. after fight i am tell am Ayitey you are free demons no worry you again."
2. “Anything you want if you get, there is no beggars on the road.”
3. “When a vulture shake their waist, it is cover their sons.”
4. “When a witch fly at night, something happens to the mango tree, you can ask the clouds.”
5. “A dead lion is more than a dog is not dead.”
6. “A man can never be careful unless he buys a white shirt and a new car.”
7. “Yaw Ampofo you don't know me, I have prepared my two legs and my heart, the ring go decide , I Bukom Banku, I will stop my opponent, Boxing is my favorite.”
8. “When I eat Banku I get more power, when I don't eat Banku I can't train. I don't like drink.”
9. “The lady, I love him, not as a sister, I love him, he is my wife, he will play number four for me. I have a goal keeper and two defenders, so he go play four.”
10. “The only foolish dog, run after the flying bird.”
11. “Abundance of water the foolish man must be taste.”
12. “The roads you pass some people have pass already.”
13. “Empty calabash cannot sink in the river.”
14. Jounalist: Sir, please tell us about your parents
Bukom: My father is a Fisherman, my mother too is a Fisher man..... (pauses for a moment) sorry,
my mother is a Fisherman- woman.
15. “Bukom is my favorite food, I can't leave Bukom. Even if I buy house in Legon I can't leave Bukom,
Bukom is my temperature.”
16. “When the bush are destroyers, any animals cannot open mouth to talk.”
17. “A monkey learn about the mango tree, they cannot fall down.”
18. “I am not anybody in this country, I'm the big popular, I'm the musician, I'm the comedian.”
19. “A talking plenty cannot let dead man hear you.”
20.
KSM: Today you are cool oh, why?
Bukom: “I don't have cool, I want to charge myself.”
KSM: But when you came, you were sitting down quietly
Bukom: “Yes I make weight that's why I make cool. I'm not a quiet person, I'm joking.”
KSM: Where did you learn all this English?
Bukom: “Is my own mentality. I have the Bukom Dictionary. Anytime I wake up in the morning I teach my own self.”
Oya so which one of these Grammar is Your favourite??, leave your comments below
“Anything
you want if you get, there is no beggars on the road.” - See more at:
http://graphic.com.gh/entertainment/showbiz-news/18098-just-for-laughs-top-26-quotes-of-bukom-banku.html#sthash.eCiMPypz.dpuf
Anything
you want if you get, there is no beggars on the road.” - See more at:
http://graphic.com.gh/entertainment/showbiz-news/18098-just-for-laughs-top-26-quotes-of-bukom-banku.html#sthash.eCiMPypz.dpuf
Anything
you want if you get, there is no beggars on the road.” - See more at:
http://graphic.com.gh/entertainment/showbiz-news/18098-just-for-laughs-top-26-quotes-of-bukom-banku.html#sthash.eCiMPypz.dpuf
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