18-9-2015 ANIMAL ON FOCUS: TIGERS

 good morning guys,
today our focus is on tigers. very magestic animals

tiger size compares to a 6ft tall man.

TIGER FACTS:
tigers are the largest cats in the world. Tigers are indigenous to most parts of Asia and some parts of southern Europe (mainly Russia and Siberia). Tigers weigh between the ranges of 720pounds to 300pounds.

there are four (4) major sub-species of Tigers and they include

• Siberian Tiger (Amur Tiger): this is the largest sub-species of tigers and also the largest living cats in the world. They can weigh up to 720pounds in weight, they are generally about 5ft in height and can run at speed of 43mph. Siberian Tigers are mainly found in the Southern Russia, Siberia and Amur region of northern China.
• Bengal Tiger: this is the most popular sub-species of Tigers in the world, they are the second largest tigers existing. They weigh around 575pounds. They are primarily found in India but can also be found in Pakistan and Indonesia.
• South Chinese Tiger: this particular subspecies of tigers are found in China, Mongolia and their neighboring countries. They usually weigh up to 450pounds at Maximum weight.
• Sumatran Tiger: is the smallest sub-species of Tigers as they weigh around 320pounds and are only 2.5ft tall.

note: all sub-species of Tigers are very dangerous and unpredictable,  they are all good swimmers and are very strong animals.
Tigers mainly feed on Wild Boars, Deer, Bears and Dogs. (Bengal Tigers are known for taking down large prey such as Guar, Buffalo and Indian Rhinoceros).


thank you for your time fellows! please drop your comments and questions in the comment box.

thank you.
SHUGA.

FUNNY CHURCH NAMES AND POSTERS!

 FOR THE LADIES...... (U KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

 CHURCHES ARE NOW EMPLOYING OOO

 I MUST MARRY TOO

 GODS BLESSINGS BUSINESS VENTURE

 NOW THIS IS A DIRECT ATTACK ON COKE!!

 CHURCH OF CRAZY MOTHER?........ OK BYE

 DON'T SAY U WEREN'T WARNED OOO......... DON'T TRESPASS!!!

 WITCHES ARE IN TROUBLE.....

 LABORATORY OF GOD?

 LOL... LOLLER... LOLLEST

 ONLY IN NAIJA

 LOL.... WHEN THE GOSPEL BECOMES A COMMODITY

 HMMMM.....

ONLY IN NAIJA!!!..... YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS ARE NIGERIAN WHEN....

YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS ARE NIGERIAN WHEN.....

 when they want the remote or phone....

 when they are disappointed in you....

 when Mum finds out you have a boyfriend! (end of the world)

 when you ask a stupid question like "where should i put it?"

when you do something stupid.....

 action speaks louder than voice #fact

 when you try to answer a question....

when you are adding weight.....

when you don't want to eat your food .......

  when you're about to get flogged.....

when you get a 'B' in your exams

getting pregnant before marriage...

Nigerian parents are jux the best!

10 PEOPLE WHO SHOULD PROBABLY STOP USING TWITTER!

I DON'T WHEN FRENCH TURNED INTO ARABIC..........

Abeg is it Cinnamon rolls or Synonym rolls?........ OLODO OSHI

 

Speech Peppermint? Well done!

U are jux soooo wrong!!! 

Dat moment when "Alter Ego" becomes Alter Eagle!

 

Labour Day z not a Holiday for when women give birth!!! Dumb Ass

 This is a Certified Olodo!

The World is jux full of Dumb People!

 Because Wounds are allergic to Salad abi........

 

Seriosly???

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RizzyBlinks had just served us with a new Banger! featuring his label mates Alalga Dreycoded, Kokokid, 2nex D, Mavel Tee, Ebino, Yung Teejaz and Giylo.
from the stables of ALG records, we present O.B.H.F (One Big Happy Family) prod. by ViceBeatz

listen and enjoy.....

below is the link.

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#Bless

10 WEIRDEST THINGS EVER SOLD ON EBAY!

OK, lets just get to it.....
E bay since its establishment in 1995 has been a main hub for business transactions. Yeah, but some people have deemed it fit to auction some really wierd stuff on E bay...

lets take a look at them 

 1. Ghost in a Jar.

This jar, which was found in an abandoned cemetery, was sold by the seller who found it so the ghost would stop haunting him! Selling Price -- $55,922... now i don't know why i will like to buy a Jar that has a ghost in it (that is, even if its true). this world is strange ooo!

2.Shooters Window.

The actual window and frame allegedly used by Lee Harvey Oswald, the accused shooter of late president John F. Kennedy. Reportedly the most valuable window in the world, this window sold on eBay for over 3 million dollars! (Americans jux spend in things that dont matter..... Chai)

3.  A Man's Life!! 

Ian Usher as pictured above, was so fed up with his life that he decided to sell it on eBay. He sold his car, his house, his job, and introduced the buyer to his friends!
Hey, was it worth it? He pocketed just over $300,000 and got a fresh start!.... Damn, He even bought an Island in Panama!!! (now guys if you think your life sucks, dont be sad! always remember you can sell your life on E bay!)

4. A Corn Flake shaped like the state of Illinois.

Hmmmm, strange things do happen....... This one Corn Flake sold for approximately $1350.00 . (From now on, i will be studying every corn flake i eat.... who knows, i may jux come across a corn flake like shape of Lagos)

5. Haunted Rubber Duck

Another haunted item that actually sold on eBay, the item in question was a rubber duck that made the owner’s child act possessed when around the toy. The child also threw the duck as far away from him as he could whenever he got the chance. The seller actually wrote an incredibly detailed account of his family’s ordeal with the duck, named “Yella”, including the intervention of the family Pastor. Incredibly, even after describing the demonic deeds of the duck and warning potential buyers that the seller will “not be responsible for the duck after shipping… will not field questions or help to explain its unusual mystique” and stating he “want nothing to do with it,” the duck still had 41 bids and sold after a week, making him a profit of $107.50. (what is with Americans and haunted items?)

6. Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich

As much as patriotism and the supernatural may entice eBay connoisseurs to bid, religious items can certainly take the cake – or the grilled cheese in this case. A Miami woman’s 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich, which had a bite taken out of it, bore the resemblance of the Virgin Mary to many eyes, including the maker of the sandwich. Jewellery maker Diana Duyser believed she was staring back at the Virgin Mary after taking the first bite of that fateful grilled cheese and immediately put it in a plastic bag, where it never collected even one spore of mold for a decade. After finally deciding to sell the item, online casino GoldenPalace.com would stop at nothing to obtain the piece of what they call “pop culture” ultimately paying $28,000 for the sandwich.

7.  Kari Smith's Forehead


Bountiful Utah mother Kari Smith wanted a better financial future for her son Brady, hoping to be able to help him pay for his college education. In a moment of inspiration, Smith decided that the best and quickest way to raise some money for her son was to become a walking billboard. Had Smith thought a little harder about it, she may have been able to raise some money for her child in a little less permanent and controversial way, but instead she decided to sell her forehead as advertising space. The 30-year-old auctioned off her forehead and vowed to tattoo any slogan across it to any company that would fork out her asking price of $10,000. Like the Virgin Mary grilled cheese, GoldenPalace.com just couldn’t resist, and after two days on eBay the online casino clicked “buy now,” paying Smith the full $10,000, while she maintained her promise of tattooing GoldenPalace.com in black ink across her forehead. When she asked the tattoo artist (who spent nearly ten hours trying to talk her out of the tattoo) if her forehead would go numb while getting inked, he replied “It’ll go as numb as your brain.” Well played.

8. Human liver

A Florida man was really set to hit pay dirt by selling his liver on eBay when the bid for his internal organ reached a staggering $5.7 million dollars. With available organs in short supply and donor lists severely backlogged, some of those needing a transplant resort to desperate measures in order to get a leg up on the wait list. Unfortunately for the Florida man whose liver was for sale and more so for those desperate or ill enough to be bidding on a liver online, eBay pulled the auction from its site quickly, stating that the auction violated its rules regulating the sale of human organs on the website.

9. Bridgeville Carlifornia 

260 miles north of San Francisco and with 25 residents, lays Bridgeville, a town with the dubious distinction of being the first town ever sold on eBay. The unincorporated town initially went up for auction in 2002 with a price tag of $750,000 after the Lapple family, owners of the town since the early 1970s, failed to sell through traditional real estate avenues. Eventually the town sold on eBay for the price of $1.77 million, to an anonymous Los Angeles based buyer that remained hidden during the negotiations of the sale, which ultimately fell through. The town was bought, albeit for a million less than the initial eBay offer, soon after to another businessman. Bridgeville was sold twice more, though not through eBay, over the next four years.

10.  Newzealand

in 2006 a Man in Brisbane, Australia put up an E bay auction to sell Newzealand.
simply because he went to Aucland (Newzealand's capital) and hated the weather there..... he decided to sell the country.
but once it was discovered, E bay took the auction down. (Some pple are jux flat out crazy.)


So that it guyz! weird right?......

#ONLY IN NAIJA

I love my Motherland ooo! stuffs happen only in 9ja tho

•  Where a man Happily meet a lady and when she
  goes back to her friends, their only question was "Is
  the guy loaded?
•  Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when they
  are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic
  tigers.
•  Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
•  Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters
  sold in Sachets.
•  Where parents claim they always came first
  position in school.
•  Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A
  'Driver's LICENSE'
•  Where Presidents and other government officials
  don't know the national anthem.
•   Where Gala and La casera is the best option when
  stuck in traffic jams (hold up).
•   Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yam
  and others given a chieftain title for stealing billions
  and Front row seat in churches.
•  Where we fight for everything. To gain admission
  to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!

•  Where you are robbed of your phone and the
  robbers come back for your Pin code and the charger.
•  Where your type of GENERATOR shows how
  RICH you are.
• Every rich Hausa man na Alhaji, while the poor ones na Aboki... lol
•  Where People produce Toyota Camry jeans and
  Dr. Dre slippers
•  Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a National youth
  leader of a party (PDP).
•  Where citizens are more afraid of Police than
  Armed robbers.
•  Go to church with extension and BB
  charger (charging in his presence)
•  Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a
  car and still update "dying tinz"
•  Say an opening prayer at nite clubs (hmmmmm.......... dia ris God ooo)
• Go to a Shop rite, buy a bottle of coke and
  spend 30mins snapping with champagne
  bottles.
•  Count money after withdrawing from an
  ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).
•  Where a yoruba girl knelt down in front of an ATM machine after collecting money 4rm an ATM machine.(who says Yoruba girls dnt have respect?).
•  Where ZEBRA CROSSING is regarded as Tom Tom advert

#MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH 

•  If I hear pim, u go hear
  weeen
•  The FILM is SWEET
•  I KUKUMA don't have your
  time
•  I know you have come since
  bcoz I heard
  your perfume
•  See how her eye is entering
  my food
•  Have you paid your school
  fees money?

 JOKE:
 A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
 
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at
his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.” 
 
If he wants s*x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: 
 
“He wasn’t kissing
my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told
me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love
you too!!”

lobatan!!!
 
 
 Pidgin English is the only language where question and answer can be the same thing.
 "Question: Light dey?
  Answer: Light dey."

 Teacher: what do u call a bee that lives in America?
 Akpos: USB

•  That awkward moment when you having sex with a prostitute and you are like: "say my name" and she screams "CUSTOMER!!"
•  Some girls will just open their mouth GBOSA and tell a guy ' Come and pick me ' YOU BE BEANS ?
•  Discrimination is when you Hug Girls with Big Boobs & shake the Hands of Girls with Small Boobs
•  Just when you think you have seen it all in this country, you'll see a man reversing at a roundabout......... oh Nigeria!
• Nigerian parents are confused. They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them to stop crying.
•  If your woman catches you looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”
•  If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
•  Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting kola nuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
•  A baby shouldn't come as a surprise to you, you had an unprotected sex.. What were you expecting? A Lamborghini ?
•  No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho

•  It is only a yoruba man that would rather put his head outside the window to shout instead of using his car horn.

Yoruba Mums be like 
"ti mo ba deal pelu e tan gbo gbo nkan lo ma ma wu e je" (when i'm done with you, you will crave everything edible)
 
really, i don't know why anyone would wanna eat after having their ass seriously whooped.



HMMMM...... IF NIGERIANS WERE WITH MOSES CROSSING THE RED SEA #SELFIE









LOL... #SWERVE













WEDDING GIFT IN NAIJA OOO........... WETIN WE NEVA SEE FINISH












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